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Niles: Miss Fine, you still have plenty of time to have children.
Fran: Meanwhile, there´s an expiration date stamped on my eggs: “Best if used before you start looking like your mother”.
Niles: “There’s nothing more pathetic than a woman
who eats out of frustration because she doesn’t have a man.”
Niles and Fran moments
Fran: (to Niles) Can you believe he sent me to my room?! He is so adorable sometimes.
Fran: I am so embarrassed!
Niles: Once, when I was just beginning in service, I walked in on the Queen Mum.
Fran: In the shower?
Niles: On the throne.
Fran: Where’s the Nintendo?
Niles: I accidentally pounded it repeatedly with a meat mallet.
